Can We Discuss The Genius Of These Poo Pourri Commercials?

We almost had to call an ambulance today. One of our writers was on the verge of hysteria in the studio, laughing himself half to death. Admittedly, he’s one of the younger, dumber dudes on staff. But we took a peek at his computer and had to admit that the ads he’d discovered were downright hilarious.

And we hateĀ admitting that consumerism has won.

The product is called Poo Pourri, and the actress has got to be the most shameless-yet-talented performers in these United States (yes, she hails from overseas, but she’s apparently here for school). The commercials feature the lovely Bethany Woodruff and her sultry accent, dressed to the nines in her most elegant garb and eloquently expositing on her expulsions. We’ve gone ahead and rounded them up for your viewing pleasure, and titled each according to our favorite line:

“I Just Birthed A Creamy Behemoth From My Cavernous Bowls”

“You Know Who You Are!”

“Then Along Came the Ghost of Christmas @#!”

In case you’re not yet satiated with sewage, the company has also included a pile of bloopers and interviews for the curious.

They are just as magnificent. Props to you, Ms. Woodruff. Or should we say “Poops to you?”

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