According to the Mayans, we have just about three days left before the end of the world, so why are you still buying all those Christmas presents?!
See, we just bought everyone a new, 4-door Porsche because it’s not like we’re going to have to PAY for those things…
Anyhow, Jack’s got a new game to determine how exactly the world will end!
It’s the Pick-Your-Apocalypse game, so go choose a side.
Will it be asteroids or aliens?
Robots or apes?!
You can go decide for yourself here.
And NO, you’re not going to win a prize or anything…
We’ve got apes to worry about, and YOU want free concert tickets?!
If it’s the end of the world and you feel fine, go click on that player below: